Dear Uncle Ted,
What’s a safe, fun transportation alternative to my gas-guzzling SUV?
Getting Gas Over Gas, Olathe, KS
GGOG – when it came time for Uncle Ted to give his old Ford Pinto the raft-borne Viking funeral pyre she deserved, practicality and ease of maintenance were top-of-mind when finding her replacement.
The flying dolphin armed with a bowie knife and an AK-47 was an obvious choice.
No trunk space, but the chicks dig it. You can’t roll with the ladies in a PRIUS, people.