Dear Uncle Ted,
Is there any way I can hold the Republicans accountable for the last eight years of ass-hattery and support America’s favorite cured meat at the same time?
– A Concerned Voter With Some Disposable Income
There’s also buttons, mugs, bags, kids’ clothing, sweatshirts and underwear. Yes, underwear. (Note: Uncle Ted will send a special Obama-related gift to the first person who buys a “Pro-BLT, Anti-GOP” thong.)
In this historic election year – it’s a sandwich we can believe in.
*Profits will be donated to Obama For America.