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“Slartibartfast.” “SLARTIBARTFAST?” “I said it wasn’t important.”

Dear Uncle Ted:

Do you have any advice for Eoin Colfer?

– Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, Greenbridge, Essex, England

Yes.

Dear Mr. Colfer:

DON’T F*CK IT UP.

Or I will kill you.

And eat your children.

-Unk.

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